Monsters of the Neighborhood FILE CARDS Vol. 1 & 2 BOOK SET
by Rtis & So Sadly Fucked TOYS
Monsters of the Neighborhood are hiding everywhere. Don't be scared. Be prepared!
Do you hate reading things online like I do? Here we have a glossy little book set with cool pictures and words that probably tell a story or something.
These stories are not for kids! NOT FOR THIS (as always...) So Sadly Fucked TOYS are for Adult Collectors only. But you can buy them and save them for when the kids are asleep or have grown. But don't wait! These books are mad expensive to print and they won't be around for long.
Collecting the file card images for the first 39 custom toys created by Rtis for the "Monsters of the Neighborhood" toy line by So Sadly Fucked TOYS. Every file card tells a bit about the toy featured, building on the history of Playternia with a photo of each character.
Have you seen these SSF Toys! They're friggin' nuts. But wait til' you start reading about all their quirks and peculiar peccadillos. You'll be hooked like a trout on Super Bowl Sunday.
I know that doesn't mean anything, I'm just trying to prepare you for the peppery writing style offered in this unique action figure file card collection.
You will understand after you have purchased. Buy... Buy! And prepare for entertainment beyond your wildest dreams.
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Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #100 - Angry Kittyphant by Angelonce & Rtis
$200 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #99 - Big Mouth Fucking Kid
$20 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #98 - Fuck Ghost Death Chicken
$20 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #96 - Bankrupt Beebee & Papercut
$30 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #92 - R5-BK
$20 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #89 - The Last Bronycorn
$100 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #93 - Hurtz MaGroin
$30 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #95 - Suckface The Employer
$30 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #94 - Proud American Raccoon
$10 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #97 - Fuck Ghost Hot Rod
$10 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #91 - S.S.F. L.S.D. Spirit Totem Object
$20 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #90 - American Ghost
$20 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #88 - Huggy Malone
$10 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #87 - Toy Nerd of the Puniverse
$40 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #86 - Galactic Shrimp
$10 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #85 - So Sadly Fan Boy
$40 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #84 - Fuck Ghost Clan Terror Bear Chief
$50 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #83 - Ducky Die-Nasty
$40 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #82 - Party Hopper
$20 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #81 - Fuck Ghost Brony
$20 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #80 - Rock-On-Robo
$40 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #79 - Sawbuck The Grinder
$30 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #78 - Stegorocksus
$20 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #77 - Crystal Skully & Tigertronita
$80 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #76 - Bazooka Barbie & Jumbo The Destroyer
$80 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #75 - Beastwoman & Roarchester
$40 USD
SOLD!!! Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #74 - Baby Death Rattle
Sold Out
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #73 - Speck & Tritony
$40 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #72 - Fuck Ghost Robocar
$40 USD
Mini Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #71 - Kenneth & Darryl
$15 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #70 - "what have I done..."
$40 USD
Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #69 - The Other Man
$40 USD
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