Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #43 - Bertram The Cleaner & Space Horse Floyd

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SSF Music Club - Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #43- Bertram The Cleaner & Space Horse Floyd

Here we have the 43rd release from the Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE collection by Rtis & So Sadly Fucked TOYS. These action figures are all one-of-a-kind, hand painted, custom packaged like a weird meat sandwich on strange bread...

MOTN#43 - Bertram & Floyd - Bertram The Cleaner and Space Horse Floyd ACTION FIGURES

Bertram met Floyd upon a spice mining operation which they were both prisoners of in the year 2193. Routinely on these types of pirate mining ships, prisoners are kept apart or separated by race to keep escape and uprisings to a minimum. Unbeknownst to the crew and security of this pirate vessel, Bertram The Cleaner has the keen ability to communicate telepathically with many forms of animal and alien species. Shortly after silent introductions, Bertram and Floyd, a derelict Space Horse exiled from the Ranger Academy, executed a violent escape plan leaving the majority of the ship's crew dead or stranded upon drifting spaceship debris.

Let history show that Bertram The Cleaner was once a good man in the eyes of society, but once pushed to far... Now he is known for leaving few who cross his path alive. Floyd is a nickname for Phillaloyadomnastiki, which is his true, full name. Together these recently escaped prisoners of circumstance, cross the galaxy hunting down the vermin which have left them to this life of running and revenge.

Includes unlimited streaming of We Were Always So Sadly Fucked via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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