Monsters of the Neighborhood FILE CARDS Vol. 1 & 2 BOOK SET

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Monsters of the Neighborhood FILE CARDS Vol. 1 & 2 BOOK SET
by Rtis & So Sadly Fucked TOYS

Monsters of the Neighborhood are hiding everywhere. Don't be scared. Be prepared!

Do you hate reading things online like I do? Here we have a glossy little book set with cool pictures and words that probably tell a story or something.

These stories are not for kids! NOT FOR THIS (as always...) So Sadly Fucked TOYS are for Adult Collectors only. But you can buy them and save them for when the kids are asleep or have grown. But don't wait! These books are mad expensive to print and they won't be around for long.

Collecting the file card images for the first 39 custom toys created by Rtis for the "Monsters of the Neighborhood" toy line by So Sadly Fucked TOYS. Every file card tells a bit about the toy featured, building on the history of Playternia with a photo of each character.

Have you seen these SSF Toys! They're friggin' nuts. But wait til' you start reading about all their quirks and peculiar peccadillos. You'll be hooked like a trout on Super Bowl Sunday.
I know that doesn't mean anything, I'm just trying to prepare you for the peppery writing style offered in this unique action figure file card collection.

You will understand after you have purchased. Buy... Buy! And prepare for entertainment beyond your wildest dreams.

Includes unlimited streaming of We Were Always So Sadly Fucked via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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