SSF Music Club - Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #14

from So Sadly Fucked

Here we have the 14th release from the Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE collection by Rtis & Kaiju Photobooth. These action figures are all one-of-a-kind, hand painted, custom packaged & ready to amaze!

MOTN#14 - George Walker Bush V Action Figure

"In the year 2041, the need for Chitari to conceal themselves in "human form" has ended. George Walker Bush the Fifth, is a Chitari hitman and held in the highest regard amongst Chitari royalty. Most Royal Chitari have no need to work or prove themselves in society, however GWB5 has become known as one of the hardest working killers for hire on planet Earth.

In the Monsanto/Google Wars (started in 2019 and ending in 2027), GWB5 lost his right hand in combat. His lost hand was replaced with a weapon known as "The Pain Ray". This weapon emits an invisible wave of electricity which causes it's victims excruciating pain, usually to the point where the victim will take their own life. When he was asked why he didn't have it removed after the war, he replied, "Are you fucking stupid? This gun is my life."

The George Walker Bush V ACTION FIGURE includes "The Pain Ray" and "Spit in Your Face" action. He is just one of many Monsters of the Neighborhood."

This 1of a kind custom figure comes packaged with a SSF Music Club button.

Painting vintage toys should only be done by experts, so please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

Includes unlimited streaming of Life via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  $15 USD

 

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