Here we have the 17th release from the Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE collection by Rtis & So Sadly Fucked TOYS. These action figures are all one-of-a-kind, hand painted, custom packaged & ready to destroy!
MOTN#17 - My Little Emerald Centaur Witch (somewhat gid) Action Figure
"My Little Emerald Centaur Witch is a mythical beast from the magical wooded forests of Playternia. Children may say that she is only a toy or a story... But the wise know better.
Never hateful or harmful, this forest spirit moves faster than the blink of an eye but has been known to stop and gently kiss the forehead of those she encounters who are truly free at heart.
Remember, if you happen to spot a Centaur Witch, bow on one knee and never make direct eye contact."
This 1of a kind custom figure comes packaged with a SSF Music Club button.
Painting vintage toys should only be done by experts, so please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
Includes unlimited streaming of
The Boatman's Whistle
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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So Sadly Fucked Ocean Park, Washington
SSF is a rainy day rock band from Portland, OR. currently resting in Olympia, WA.
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