Here we have the 22nd release from the Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE collection by Rtis & So Sadly Fucked TOYS. These action figures are all one-of-a-kind, hand painted, custom packaged & they love you already!
MOTN#22 - Major Stephen Thomas Miller w/ Maurice The Space Horse Action Figure set.
"Some people call Major Stephen Miller "The Space Cowboy"... No one has ever called him "The Gangster of Love". His Space Horse's name is Maurice. And together they just keep riding along...
In 2074, a secret space mission led by the Miraculous Science & Mathematical Faith Coalition launched a lone pilot on a one-way mission to Mars.
After "Major Tom" landed his orbital on Mars, he was greeted by Space Horse Maurice. After a brief conversation with the Martian steed, Major Miller abandoned his spacecraft, mounted the Space Horse and galloped away, into the red dust of Mars, never to be heard from again."
Major Stephen Thomas Miller ACTION FIGURE comes complete with Space Horse Maurice.
SSF Toys are NOT FOR THIS - or children...
Includes unlimited streaming of
The Boatman's Whistle
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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So Sadly Fucked Ocean Park, Washington
SSF is a rainy day rock band from Portland, OR. currently resting in Olympia, WA.
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