SSF Music Club - Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE #23

from So Sadly Fucked

Here we have the 23rd release from the Monsters of the Neighborhood ACTION FIGURE collection by Rtis & So Sadly Fucked TOYS. These action figures are all one-of-a-kind, hand painted, custom packaged & they love to party!

MOTN#23 - Merky Glick Action Figure.

"Merky Glick is a ghost and one of the many "Children of the Porn". When the sun first touches the horizon in the early evening, you can see the ghosts of porno children wandering in the porn fields... Their eyes are an ethereal white which can hypnotize animals and humans alike. These playful souls have been known to attach to the legs of folks passing by, whistle in the ears of sleeping cats, tickle the chins of sleeping grandpas and even pick up around the farm just to be helpful... Just be sure to not leave any dirty magazines or movies laying around, as you may wake to find them missing and need to collect them from the porn fields in the morning."

Merky Glick is just one of many Monsters of the Neighborhood!

Includes unlimited streaming of Tatum O'Neal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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